Sex Savages on Wheels

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2011-12-15T22:39:00.000-05:00

Have been busy elsewhere but both my blogs (SSOW + GNARLITUDE) are fucked up right now! Oops. I have no idea how this stuff works so just hang in there.. should be good by next year? Maybe? We'll see..

Jen

M.I.A.

2011-11-21T23:16:00.000-05:00

Gnarlitude is fucked up right now because of the site that hosts it but that's life and the internet... trying to get it back together so just hang out a few days and bear with me? Spotted this Made in Italy little HD at the flea market... you wouldn't believe the price... !

bells bikes babes

2011-11-17T10:54:00.000-05:00

keep your eyes on the road

2011-11-17T10:14:00.000-05:00

I'll never get tired of looking at this one...

go meet your maker head hung down

2011-11-08T23:17:00.000-05:00

I was google imaging this photo of my husbands teenage friends Uncle's house that's sort of nearby our house and I actually found it!!!! It's in the 'Weird Florida' book too. It's so much cooler in person and even has legit tags for the bike. I've never been more jealous of some skeletons/a mailbox before!!! (You should see his roof... if you have the book, you know what I'm talking about! Unreal.) A stop we take all friends who come through town just cause it's so killer.

she rides let loose upon the world

2011-11-07T12:45:00.000-05:00

stack of records here, stack of records there...

2011-11-06T13:11:00.000-05:00

most wish they looked this good

2011-11-05T13:05:00.003-04:00

the party favors are stitched inside

2011-11-04T13:00:00.000-04:00

i'm not the only one satan bought

2011-11-03T13:08:00.000-04:00

screw helmet laws

2011-11-02T14:07:00.002-04:00

satan bought me

2011-10-31T10:56:00.000-04:00

excuse me while i take a snort

2011-10-28T10:05:00.000-04:00

I've been trying to keep track of the first album I play everyday and here's the last week...

The Doors reel to reel was a sick flea market find a few months ago, kind of my favorite thing ever, stamped March 1971... White Witch (and accompanying albums) I picked up at the Wednesday flea, I had never heard W.W. before but turns out, it was a dollar well spent...

(You're welcome in advance for your new favorite song...)

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107lbs of bitch

2011-10-17T05:39:00.000-04:00

thumbing up a ride

2011-10-12T10:00:00.000-04:00

what else is new, carl's broke

2011-10-11T23:57:00.000-04:00

pattyhearst-wise

2011-10-11T11:55:00.000-04:00

virtues

2011-10-10T11:49:00.000-04:00

touch of class

2011-10-09T23:54:00.000-04:00

what a swingin' guy

2011-10-08T04:40:00.000-04:00

Hangin' in the hallway.... forever.
THETAXIDERMIST.TUMBLR.COM

on the road forever

2011-10-06T22:29:00.000-04:00

the reaper rider is coming for you

2011-10-04T11:28:00.000-04:00

you say that you hear voices...

2011-10-02T21:01:00.000-04:00

do you got it? i sure do

2011-09-30T20:13:00.000-04:00

The original LOVE Magazine?

dust on a mirror turned black

2011-09-30T13:18:00.000-04:00

We will never travel to see a bike show because this kinda killer shit is constantly right outside our front door. (The lanterns are my favorite part, very Munsters mobile, which I'm sure was the point.)

With that said, we'll see some of you for Biketoberfest real soon I presume.

awaiting cold winds

2011-09-30T11:16:00.000-04:00

bitchin' top

2011-09-29T18:11:00.000-04:00

ready for anything

2011-09-28T11:54:00.000-04:00

s p e e d f r e a k

2011-09-28T01:09:00.002-04:00

Jonathan Leder sent me over this stunningly perfect shoot of Marlo Lavonne on her 1972 Honda CB750, photographed by Leder in Woodstock NY. The whole shoot is SO UNBELIEVABLY GREAT. There's definitely a reason Leder wows everyone with everything he does, I mean, he isss the genius behind JACQUES MAGAZINE! Anyway, ENJOY! THANK ME LATER!

grown up groupies

2011-09-27T20:54:00.000-04:00

backwards cult

2011-09-27T11:53:00.001-04:00

the dark side of the road and it's your time to go

2011-09-27T00:40:00.000-04:00

The Southsiders MC blog is one of my favorites and the woman above is their babe of the month... OBVIOUSLY!!!
Such a perfect fucking photo!!!!!!!
Some girls die for the new sparkly Miu Miu shoes; I DIE FOR THAT TRIUMPH!

never looked better

2011-09-26T19:57:00.000-04:00

i fucking hate people

2011-09-26T09:52:00.000-04:00

Lets see who turns this into a shirt first..... ZZZZZZZ.............

shining in sin

2011-09-26T09:45:00.000-04:00

hot dog line up

2011-09-24T11:40:00.000-04:00

sunny and freezing

2011-09-23T11:38:00.000-04:00

rebel girl

2011-09-22T19:38:00.000-04:00

or a trifle too satanic...

2011-09-22T12:57:00.002-04:00

My husband Ryan, above, in the two page spread for his 3 page feature in Smith Journal.. which you should seriously buy a copy of because it is the best new magazine to come out this year and not just because they featured him!!! That's our hallway, which I can guarantee has 25+ new things in it since our friend Cameron came and stayed with us and shot this photo in July. All the taxidermy you see was made by Ryan.

He also just did another interview last night with Oliver at Pas Un Autre... Photos once again by Cameron Smith (& myself). Read & enjoy!!!! And don't forget to tell your friends about THE TAXIDERMIST tumblr!!!

a bunch of stand up guys

2011-09-21T11:30:00.000-04:00

trend forecasting for your old lady

2011-09-21T10:12:00.001-04:00

What's hot for the motorcycle mamas this winter, on and off the bike? These two pieces from FREE PEOPLE exquisitely modeled by my lovely friend Michele Ouellet! I don't have to point out how handy all those buttons will come in for getting undressed real fast.

miss novembre

2011-09-20T22:44:00.001-04:00

the bike is perfect , the boots are alright but the styling is barf and are those sunglasses ?

roll in the hay

2011-09-20T19:50:00.000-04:00

love this shot at le bain pool for dice

2011-09-20T10:53:00.000-04:00

true love birds

2011-09-19T16:14:00.000-04:00

Celebrated 3 fucking amazing years of being married to Ryan yesterday!!!

What luck!?! We were able to gift ourselves this vintage taxidermy Shark after coming across him on our adventures on Saturday!

white line fever

2011-09-16T13:45:00.002-04:00

My babe of a husband with some fresh finds off the road this morning... check out THE TAXIDERMIST for more of his work!

$200 YSL cape

2011-09-16T11:48:00.000-04:00

he rides a road that don't have no end

2011-09-15T13:24:00.003-04:00

So.... it's pretty evident that we have a large collection of vintage and the collection grows every week. We keep our favorite pieces we can't live without but with everything else, we either give away to friends or sell to happy customers. That said.... as it turns out, one of the vintage 30+ year old motorcycle shirts we picked up back in March (in several sizes, they had all been sitting in a box from a shop that closed 28 years earlier) just happens to also be the very shirt Kurt is wearing on the first Nirvana LP + 7" EP, as seen above, below and noted below in a book I found on google books....

Below, you can see Ryan wearing the same shirt as above though not under a bridge but in our living room...

SO... if you have ever wanted or needed to own this legendary shirt (that you will NEVER see again), now's your chance.
I have SIXFIVEFOURTHREE TWO of them left.
I'd be fine with not having to put them on ebay, so, if you're interested: GNARLITUDE@GMAIL.COM

They're all sleeveless.
100% cotton.
What's left is:
MEDIUM (1): 17" x 26"
LARGE (1): 18" x 27"
Measurements are pit to pit x neck to bottom

Interesting sidenote: before spotting Kurt in this shirt YESTERDAY, my previous selling point was to be this February 1982 issue of Easyriders in which a lone partying bearded gentleman can be seen donning the exact t-shirt as well. If anything, this only just helps to date the shirt. I wasn't even born yet.

ace of hearts

2011-09-14T12:48:00.000-04:00

drifter on a hungry empty sea

2011-09-13T11:42:00.004-04:00

fringe benefits

2011-09-12T10:42:00.000-04:00

you're sending mixed signals

2011-09-11T12:44:00.000-04:00

the cars crawl past all stuffed with eyes

2011-09-10T17:17:00.000-04:00

Everyone seems (unsurprisingly) to be in love with this little squirrel my husband setup with miniature handgun.
Rest assured, he's making more (literally, right at this moment), which will be for sale soon...
And don't forget to tell your friends about the tumblr I started for him: THE TAXIDERMIST.

do you think that's his drink or hers?

2011-09-10T12:39:00.007-04:00

what more do you need

2011-09-09T10:03:00.000-04:00

hitchhiking

2011-09-08T19:00:00.000-04:00

stop for a cappuccino and hit of hash

2011-09-08T12:36:00.004-04:00

wish me luck

2011-09-08T01:20:00.000-04:00

she's in your backyard

2011-09-07T12:31:00.001-04:00

Photographer Jason Lee Parry consistently wows me and certain money grubbing models and their parents should leave him alone...

somebody needs another beer

2011-09-06T19:44:00.000-04:00

day dream ing

2011-09-06T14:05:00.002-04:00

how was your weekend

2011-09-06T12:31:00.002-04:00

THE TAXIDERMIST

2011-09-04T23:54:00.000-04:00

It's no secret that my husband is a taxidermist and I am so stoked to tell you guys that he has been featured in the brand new & amazing SMITH JOURNAL (brother mag to FRANKIE) that is out today (September 5th) in Australia and wherever you're coolest newsstand is (you can also buy a copy HERE). We haven't seen the spread yet but our favorite house guest/photographer/friend Cameron Smith photographed Ryan all over town (IE: see above, a found snake in the road after it got hit) and doing all kinds of crazy awesome shit in the shop and our house.

Anyhow, Ryan isn't much for the internet but we decided to make him a tumblr because frankly, as far as we've seen, no taxidermist tumblrs (or blogs of this kind) exist ! & since so many people love and appreciate the work and art of his trade, we thought it would only be fair to share a few looks every couple days of what he's up to in the shop (and occasionally other random shit he likes). There is a constant flow of different animals and customers in and out of the shop and he wows them all with his incredible talent at making these beautiful animals just as magnificent as they once were... but mounted. I am terribly proud of him and can't even explain how amazed I am at him everyday with every new thing that comes off his table. Anyhow, enjoy THE TAXIDERMIST & pick up a copy of SMITH JOURNAL today!

the mushroom chopper

2011-09-04T13:00:00.007-04:00

it isn't a wedding without an accordion

2011-09-03T13:00:00.007-04:00

don't see many sidesaddle girls these days

2011-09-02T13:00:00.005-04:00

suntan and smokes

2011-09-01T13:00:00.004-04:00

fuck the sun

2011-08-31T13:00:00.000-04:00

double take trike

2011-08-30T13:00:00.004-04:00

i wonder where she is now

2011-08-29T13:00:00.000-04:00

why don't they make these anymore ?

2011-08-28T12:00:00.000-04:00

turquoise and mood rings (diamonds and pearls)

2011-08-27T12:00:00.000-04:00

double exposure plaids

2011-08-26T12:00:00.000-04:00

how else you gonna get it there

2011-08-25T18:00:00.000-04:00

could be it's all an illusion

2011-08-25T11:23:00.000-04:00

Photos Max Snow
Styling Rebecca Palmer

There is no better team than these two.. every shoot they do together turns out fucking sick. OBVIOUSLY.

sometimes you just get soo thirsty

2011-08-24T23:11:00.001-04:00

fastest in the east

2011-08-24T12:00:00.000-04:00

double leather exposure

2011-08-23T12:00:00.000-04:00

fall can't come fast enough (warm up with a beer)

2011-08-22T12:00:00.000-04:00

true love

2011-08-21T12:00:00.000-04:00

double exposure woods

2011-08-20T12:00:00.000-04:00

double exposure street

2011-08-19T12:00:00.000-04:00

will never tire of these tufted trikes

2011-08-18T14:15:00.000-04:00

best wedding day blues

2011-08-17T15:00:00.002-04:00

the original foxy rider

2011-08-16T14:54:00.002-04:00

COMING SOON...

2011-08-11T13:26:00.000-04:00

wheels is wheels

2011-08-09T19:09:00.000-04:00

Elvis' granddaughter Riley Keough is hyper-chic super babe

she comes in colors

2011-08-09T10:55:00.000-04:00

Free People Dec 10 look book photographed by the awesome Chrissy Piper.

There may be more flowers and color pictured here than I like in my daily life but it came out cute nonetheless, especially for endlessly RAD Free People.

the internet is stupid and so are you

2011-08-05T13:04:00.001-04:00

there you go, tim@timothywokeefe.com . did you enjoy berating a girl over the internet that you don't even know?

keep in mind, i have NO IDEA who this guy is, i definitely DO NOT consider myself to be part of some super cool and exclusive "chopper world" where we sit around on the INTERNET shit talking you (whoever you are) and the only person i hang out with is my husband, who i MOST CERTAINLY "get fuckin down" with (though if this guy really knew us, he'd know better than to really go there)

..anyhow, he is pissed about this shot from LOVE MAGAZINE (where GILES made the dress and headpiece, no doubt knowing EXACTLY what he was doing, ala mcqueen tribute) i posted on GNARLITUDE (you got all that, right? so where does the psycho 'poser' and 'faggot' stuff come into play??) when he should really be bumming on MCQUEEN (who unfortunately hung himself last year, so, sorry you can't write him an e-mail to whine & complain 15 years later) for this collection in 1996....

i'm so fucking fed up with assholes today so you can take your sob story SOMEWHERE ELSE

and with that.... back to the streets, where surely we are going to deal with several more assholes before the sun sets today!

i gotta start wearing these bows in my hair.......

2011-08-01T00:05:00.000-04:00

blood orange juice and cheap vodka cocktails. haven't drank in a week, been too sleepy to think about anything else. but so i'm listening to the doors album live in new york and couldn't not have a drink.....

raccoon on your back ?

2011-07-31T00:20:00.001-04:00

My husband (the taxidermist) behind the scenes of something really exciting.. doing what we do.. out in the woods. More about this later... but for now....

...he setup this raccoon on crutches after we found him hit along the roadside and you can now stop into THE HOLE GALLERY in new york to pet it or , preferably , purchase it so we can send another weirdo up to the shop for everyone to gawk at . get over there now . (that's jon from the HOLE shop smiling alongside the little bandit).

gimme those shoes

2011-07-31T00:15:00.000-04:00

monkey on your back

2011-07-31T00:12:00.000-04:00

i've been taking too many naps . it might be time to resurface .

the running blues

2011-07-20T12:01:00.000-04:00

Cameron is our favorite house guest/photographer/shredder.

calling on the dogs

2011-07-20T11:51:00.001-04:00

From Jack Endless Blockades
(which is the most shredding site and I am too proud to say my Septic Death backpatch is the very first photo on the whole thing)

back from vacation

2011-07-19T23:31:00.000-04:00

twenty nine today

2011-07-15T09:10:00.000-04:00

sunday sunday sunday

2011-07-10T10:50:00.000-04:00

and it's so black and cold deep inside

2011-07-10T10:47:00.000-04:00

get out while there's still time

2011-07-04T13:17:00.000-04:00